The marketing says that it’s WebSphere’s 10th birthday on Tuesday. To celebrate, IBM is asking for revised lyrics to the well-known Birthday song. Never being one to pass up on a free chance at bizarre creativity, I’ve shilled-out and submitted:

WebSphere *IS* big blue
What Can it not Do?
We praise you, Dear WebSphere
Ten more years for you!

Thats the clean submitted one, I give you the tongue-in-cheek one:

WebSphere makes me blue
Ten years of stack spew
Fix my PMR, Please WebSphere?
"It will be in version 9.2"