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	<description>Business Integration and SOA with an IBM WebSphere slant</description>
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		<title>Happy Halloween &#8211; WebSphere Integration Developer Costume</title>
		<link>http://blog.danzrobok.com/2008/10/31/happy-halloween-websphere-integration-developer-costume/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.danzrobok.com/2008/10/31/happy-halloween-websphere-integration-developer-costume/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 15:28:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dan Zrobok]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Costume]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy Halloween. Here is my WebSphere Integration Developer costume I sported two years ago. I&#8217;m a java component featuring fly over feedback and a busted attempt at a build.

Similar Posts:Close WebSphere Integration Developer when updating Fixpacks for WebSphere Process Server

Automatic Build Solution for WebSphere Integration Developer

My Contributions To The IBM External Community &#8211; The 24/7 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When Good Editors Go Bad: Business Object Map UI</title>
		<link>http://blog.danzrobok.com/2008/05/20/when-good-editors-go-bad-business-object-map-ui/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.danzrobok.com/2008/05/20/when-good-editors-go-bad-business-object-map-ui/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 19:18:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[WebSphere Integration Developer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Business Object Map]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[WebSphere Intgeration Developer]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Mapping logic between two business objects or the secret plans for the next Intel Processor?

Simply follow path &#8216;A&#8217; from the Business Object on the left to the destination &#8216;B&#8217; on the right. Pack a lunch, you may be there a while.
Similar Posts:Business Object Maps and &#8216;Required&#8217; Attributes

CWSIP0311E: A user  is not authorized to delete [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Impact 2008: Happy Birthday WebSphere</title>
		<link>http://blog.danzrobok.com/2008/04/07/impact-2008-happy-birthday-websphere/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.danzrobok.com/2008/04/07/impact-2008-happy-birthday-websphere/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 15:56:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Best Of DZ.com]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dan Zrobok]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Impact 2008]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[IBM]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[WebSphere Birthday]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The marketing says that it&#8217;s WebSphere&#8217;s 10th birthday on Tuesday. To celebrate, IBM is asking for revised lyrics to the well-known Birthday song. Never being one to pass up on a free chance at bizarre creativity, I&#8217;ve shilled-out and submitted:


WebSphere *IS* big blue
What Can it not Do?
We praise you, Dear WebSphere
Ten more years for you!

Thats [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Future of Business Process Management? &#8211; Will BPM For Food</title>
		<link>http://blog.danzrobok.com/2008/04/03/the-future-of-business-process-management-will-bpm-for-food/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.danzrobok.com/2008/04/03/the-future-of-business-process-management-will-bpm-for-food/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:57:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[DeveloperWorks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Reviews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Business Process Management]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Innov8]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[From the IBM Innov8 game. Premonition of the future? (Both sides??)

Damn, she stole my gimmick should I ever be back on the job market. I&#8217;m not sure if a panhandler should be dressed  better than the people she&#8217;s begging from though. The collared shirt probably has to go.
Similar Posts:Oracle SOA Suite 11g &#8211; Hello [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WebSphere Adapter for FTP &#8211; Missing Information in User Guide</title>
		<link>http://blog.danzrobok.com/2008/04/02/websphere-adapter-for-ftp-missing-information-in-user-guide/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.danzrobok.com/2008/04/02/websphere-adapter-for-ftp-missing-information-in-user-guide/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:28:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Business Integration Tips]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[WebSphere Enterprise Service Bus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[WebSphere Integration Developer]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes you have to chuckle at the titles of PMRs. I came across this one today:
&#8220;Information not included in the user guide for IBM WebSphere Adapter for FTP V6.0.2&#8221;
Where they admit they forgot very minor details like the fact you have to create all the directories manually or the ftp location where inbound events will [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SCA Component for Ruby with WebSphere Process Server</title>
		<link>http://blog.danzrobok.com/2008/03/30/sca-component-for-ruby-with-websphere-process-server/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.danzrobok.com/2008/03/30/sca-component-for-ruby-with-websphere-process-server/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 14:59:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[DeveloperWorks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Reviews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ruby]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[SCA Component for Ruby]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Go figure,
I was googling for &#8220;WebSphere Process Server&#8221; and came across  an AlphaWorks project:
SCA Component for Ruby with IBM WebSphere Process Server. Unlike the article that &#8216;integrated&#8217; the two via Web Services, this project will give you the ability to run Ruby from inside a component. 
Similar Posts:How to misrepresent your article

WebSphere Process Server [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to misrepresent your article</title>
		<link>http://blog.danzrobok.com/2008/03/28/how-to-misrepresent-your-article/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.danzrobok.com/2008/03/28/how-to-misrepresent-your-article/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:10:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[DeveloperWorks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Reviews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[How not to title your article]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ruby on Rails misinformation]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.danzrobok.com/2008/03/28/how-to-misrepresent-your-article/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The developerWorks article titled &#8220;Create a Web service with Ruby on Rails for integration with WebSphere Process Server makes it sound like it&#8217;s some cool new functionality that would allow a Ruby Component inside of process server.
Alas, the &#8220;Integration&#8221; between Ruby and Process Server is done via a yawn-inducing boring old web service. I&#8217;d suggest [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Migration Project Candidate Determination Made Easy</title>
		<link>http://blog.danzrobok.com/2008/03/27/migration-project-candidate-determination-made-easy/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.danzrobok.com/2008/03/27/migration-project-candidate-determination-made-easy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 15:22:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Dan Zrobok]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[anti-pattern]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Migration Project]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[System Migration]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[WebSphere Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[On a migration project, you sometimes come across a system that&#8217;s been around for a long time, does a pretty small task and hasn&#8217;t been touched in years. The question that arrises is &#8220;Should it be migrated to the new platform?&#8221;
Now. You could solve this problem by phoning up stakeholders and try to find someone [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rational Performance Tester provides refreshing honesty</title>
		<link>http://blog.danzrobok.com/2008/03/11/rational-performance-tester-provides-no-functionality-humor/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.danzrobok.com/2008/03/11/rational-performance-tester-provides-no-functionality-humor/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 16:58:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[puncutation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rational Product Tester]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.danzrobok.com/2008/03/11/rational-performance-tester-provides-no-functionality-humor/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been on a small kick about performance testing/administration and I was directed to the Rational Performance Tester. It sounds like it would be a nice tool to use to tune systems, until I read the first bullet point:
 
I mean damn.. No code testing, no point and click wizards, no report readability, no usability [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IBM and Naming Conventions &#8211; Humor</title>
		<link>http://blog.danzrobok.com/2008/03/10/ibm-and-naming-conventions-humor/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.danzrobok.com/2008/03/10/ibm-and-naming-conventions-humor/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 15:06:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[acronym]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[IBM]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[IBM is a highly acronym-ized environment, so it doesn&#8217;t surprise me that sometimes things like this slip through the cracks. I was alerted by a colleague as to a new editor for Lotus Quickr services for WebSphere Portal..
Ladies and Gentlemen, I introduce to you the FCKEditor
Now, for anyone who has ever used an IBM UI [...]]]></description>
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